Google’s medical/health policy
Cannabis pages get filtered aggressively. Standard SEO breaks; specialised tactics are required.
Full-service marketing for dispensaries, CBD brands, and adjacent businesses.
Legalisation has finally caught up with real life. Now big platforms are lagging behind and still treat cannabis as a restricted topic. We bridge the gap and make your canna sales as easy as selling clothes on Shopify. Just with more money.
Get in touch →Network of cannabis-friendly publishers (wellness, lifestyle, fitness) at flat rates, not high-risk markup.
Real backlinks and audience reach without paying the cannabis tax on every placement
200+ verified reviewer profiles on Leafly, Weedmaps, AllBud, Nugg, and Wikileaf.
Brand equity that compounds the moment your store goes live, not after months of review accumulation
PBN of 40+ cannabis-tagged domains across health, wellness, and lifestyle niches.
Domain authority that survives the next Google update because the links sit on actual sites
Direct underwriting relationships with cannabis-MCC processors and crypto-checkout providers.
Payment continuity through MCC tightenings and processor freezes
Editorial team fluent in the THC/CBD/delta-8/hemp distinction across all jurisdictions.
Site copy that ranks without inviting an FDA Warning Letter
Network of cannabis-niche YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok creators.
Influencer-driven reach independent of mainstream platform tolerance
Cannabis pages get filtered aggressively. Standard SEO breaks; specialised tactics are required.
Most paid link networks reject cannabis topics outright. We maintain our own placement networks.
Meta, Google, and TikTok suspend cannabis advertisers regardless of policy compliance.
Standard payment infrastructure breaks. We have working relationships with high-risk processors and crypto rails.
Relationships, inventory, and appetite are built up over years. Generic agencies cannot stand them up on demand.
The buyer-intent search demand for cannabis & cbd is real, direct, and largely under-served by operators who do not invest in marketing infrastructure. The data below illustrates the categories your customers are already searching for. Ranking, paid placement, and direct-channel presence on these queries are direct revenue.
| Buyer-intent keyword | Monthly search volume |
|---|---|
| buy thc gummies online | 14,800/mo |
| dispensary near me | 550,000/mo |
| cbd for sleep | 40,500/mo |
| delta 8 wholesale | 2,400/mo |
| best cbd brands | 8,100/mo |
Local, eCom, parasite, PBN, negative-defense.
SVC-002Paid acquisition across compliant platforms and gray-market networks.
SVC-003Press, suppression, review management, crisis communication.
SVC-004Forum, Reddit, Discord, Telegram. Community-driven reach where it matters.
SVC-005Funnel, retention, upsell, conversion rate optimization.
SVC-006Conversion-tuned brand and store sites. Built for the vertical.
SVC-007Niche-fluent copy and editorial that respects the audience.
SVC-008Strategy, audits, contingency planning, founder advisory.
We’d run through four agencies in six years. None of them understood the vertical, all of them disappeared at the first compliance request. Despite was the first one we did not have to educate.
They built our entire ban-recovery infrastructure before we ran the first ad. Six months later, when Meta pulled us, we were back online before standup had finished.
Yes. We work with full-spectrum cannabis brands, hemp-derived CBD brands, delta-8 retailers, and the various legal hybrids. The compliance posture differs per category and per jurisdiction; we calibrate it to your stack.
Google’s medical content policy treats unsubstantiated cannabis health claims as a quality signal violation. We write within the policy: structured comparisons, sourced statements, and product information rather than therapeutic claims.
Code Red Setup is configured before the first ad runs on any account we manage. Average recovery time after a suspension event is 47 minutes. The account suspension is treated as expected.
We work with cannabis brands operating in jurisdictions where the work is legal for them. We do not take work that requires us to operate illegally ourselves.
We maintain working relationships with several high-risk processors that underwrite cannabis MCC, plus crypto-checkout providers, Interac for Canadian operators, and offshore acquiring partners.
Yes. Cannabis regulation is jurisdiction-specific by design. We track FDA, FTC, and state-by-state differences and calibrate copy, claims, and creative per jurisdiction.
Most engagements start with a three-week audit. The form below tells us enough to scope the call. Or write directly: contacts@despitemarketing.com. Your brief goes straight to a partner, not a triage queue.