High-Risk Marketing Agency

Three. Retainer is full-stack monthly — you get a marketing department. Project is scoped delivery — a Stripe migration, an SEO recovery, a 90-day launch — paid on outcome, no commitment. Partnership is where your in-house team is solid and you just want us plugged into the gaps. Most engagements start with the three-week audit. After that you can walk. Most don’t.

SEO for white-hat businesses is a coworking space with millennials drinking lattes, kind, well-paid mentors all over YouTube, dedicated support, and openly discussed tactics. Google is acting as your partner, algorithm updates help good content rank, AI cites best sources. SEO for steroids or SEO for psychedelics is a chaotic Wild West saloon with silent operators who keep to themselves at best, or run negative-SEO attacks on each other daily at worst. Google is acting as the sheriff who wants you out, now. Every update is aimed to kill your site, AI warns users to stay away from you. That’s about the difference.

With respect. Our clients don’t want others talking about them, and we understand it. We won’t ask you to write us a review (our first clients already did, anonymously), won’t try to add you on LinkedIn, won’t share your documents with “Open for All” access on Google, won’t publish your logo on Behance, won’t bring you up as a case study, and won’t ask where you spent your weekend in small talk. Instead, we’ll use aliases on calls, Signal or Telegram for messaging, keywords to avoid mentioning products directly in chats, one-time crypto addresses for payments, and treat your privacy as a part of business operations.

It’s not IF. It’s WHEN. For most businesses in grey verticals like steroids, psychedelics, and adult entertainment, domain seizure or some other form of “we’re cooked” is a matter of time. That’s why we’ve been ready for it since week one. Mirror site on standby domain, DNS failover at a registrar that actually moves, daily DB backup, one-page break-glass document that tells whoever’s at the keyboard what to do next. Cold-from-zero with no Code Red pre-deployed is two weeks of rebuild — with Code Red, it’s usually under 30 minutes.

We’re global, though most of our experience comes from working with businesses in the USA and Canada. With clients from the UK, we have some experience — though it has to be clear that these are not our primary markets. With clients from the EU, some level of R&D might be needed during the early steps of onboarding.

By the work, not by the hour. A peptide retainer is not a CBD retainer is not an adult retainer — different acquirers, different platforms, different recovery cost when something goes sideways. We don’t quote until the audit is done. Anyone quoting before the audit is guessing, and your inbox already has plenty of those.

And the answer is — only crypto. Always.

There are ways. Even if you were banned before (or if it’s clear you won’t get a green light), introducing Pay by Card is often still on the table. Very important note, though: we don’t do payment processing, we do the setup. As in — we’re not the ones processing your funds, we’re the ones who introduce you to people who do that, and set everything up on your website (and other websites) so it works.

We’re a grey-area marketing agency, not a dark-area one. Trafficking, CSAM, darkweb marketplaces, ransomware, hacking, scam operations — we’ll skip. The filter is in harm and consent, not legality.